Brian

Snitch Boy aka Big Boy Narc. Invite him to gay knife and be prepared to lose all your girls to him.

“Who’s the snitch boy? Oh, Brian.”

by Lotion69 November 9, 2020

Brian

A man born in 0AD in the stable next to Jesus Christ where he was mistaken for the redeemer by the Three Wise Men. He lived a rather boring life until he re-encountered Jesus at the Sermon at the Mount where he and his mother could not hear his preaching due to the factors of their distance from the lord and the bickering of a very stereotypical Jewish man and a man with a very large nose. While working at his menial job at the Colosseum selling snacks such as Otters noses he is recruited by the Judean Peoples Front who's aim is to reclaim Judea from the Romans. Through his acts of terror, he comes face to face with Pontious Pilate and is sentenced to Crucifixion, whilst running from the Romans he is mistaken for the Messiah and attracts a following to his dismay. He is eventually caught by the Romans and dies as a martyr whilst singing with the very stereotypical Jewish man prior mentioned. God bless Brian.

Person 1: Did you see that Brian fella, he's the Messiah!

Brians's Mother: HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY. NOW PISS OFF!

by Akshi13 May 2, 2022

Brian

A species that was genetically engineered to be superior to every other species but a genetic mutation caused the DNA strands to stick together and create Brian. They are known to have huge a pp but are unable to reproduce as they ejaculate cheese instaead of semen. They are near extinction and there have only been 2 sightings of different Brians.

Man this Brian has such a big pp too bad we can’t have babies

by Faraz cheese man March 21, 2021

Brian

A black brown skin nigga who is retarded and has a big dick and is freaky and loves sex and is probably aromantic. He is also best friends with sum sexy nigga named "Curtis".

Brian is so retarded

Brian is a sexy ass nigga

Ts so briretarded

Brian is Brian

Brian x Curtis

by Limited_breaker August 29, 2025

tossing brians

Getting so angry that hate and obscenities fall from your mouth without control.

You fucking goddam game how dare you fucking pull that shit i'm going to hate fuck your mothers corpse- tossing brians

by Komissar November 5, 2014

Big Man Brian

Big Man Brian is the nickname give to the obese principal of Innisdale Secondary School, in Barrie, ON. Big Man Brian is often seen spying on students, getting mad for no reason, or just looking like a dumbfuck.

A: Hey look up in the window
B: What?
A: Big Man Brian is staring at us with his fatass face

by HeyThere2310 October 26, 2022

Brian

A Brian, not a Bryan, The physical reincarnation of a certain fanatical painter.

Brian was responsible for a certain incident in 2001...

by Zelqer April 15, 2024