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he wanted to give her a surprise for her birthday and needed time so he kkocked her out with a jon clod van damn
by maxir colona June 12, 2009
Get the jon clod van damn mug.Theodoor "Theo" van Gogh (Dutch pronunciation: ˈteːjoː vɑnˈɣɔx, July 23, 1957 – November 2, 2004) was a Dutch film director, film producer, columnist, author and actor. He was the great-grandson of Theo van Gogh, who was the brother of artist-painter Vincent van Gogh.
Mistaken by many to be a guy that was vonurable. This is not true. When you fucked with him he was very poisonous. With other words: He coquetted with his vulnerability.
He really really wasnt a Nelson Mandela type a guy.
Theo really thought he was untouchable saying the things he did about muslims and Islam. When he got stabbed to death by a muslim extremist his last words where: "Mercy mercy! Cant we talk it out?"
He went out like a coward.
Mistaken by many to be a guy that was vonurable. This is not true. When you fucked with him he was very poisonous. With other words: He coquetted with his vulnerability.
He really really wasnt a Nelson Mandela type a guy.
Theo really thought he was untouchable saying the things he did about muslims and Islam. When he got stabbed to death by a muslim extremist his last words where: "Mercy mercy! Cant we talk it out?"
He went out like a coward.
Guy one: "Theo van Gogh wasn't a coward, he said what he thought; A real crusader of the free word"
Guy two: "Yeah then why did he begged for his live like a litte bitch when he was about to get stabbed to death?"
Guy Three: Damn that's messed up.
Guy two: "Yeah then why did he begged for his live like a litte bitch when he was about to get stabbed to death?"
Guy Three: Damn that's messed up.
by gooznr1 October 4, 2010
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Case scenario: Junior girls hit up aromoa during their frees and come back with ice cold, refreshing drinks. This is when Van Seep strikes. One Sip (Pronounced Van Seep)
One Sip- My my, i am so terribly thirsty may i have just Van Seep?
Other junior girl- So sorry to inform you Van Seep but i am a germy and therefore i would not like your obese germs on my straw.
One Sip- BUT I JUST WANT VAN SEEP!!
One Sip- My my, i am so terribly thirsty may i have just Van Seep?
Other junior girl- So sorry to inform you Van Seep but i am a germy and therefore i would not like your obese germs on my straw.
One Sip- BUT I JUST WANT VAN SEEP!!
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