u had flat

the phrase given to someone playing poker who holds a strong hand, but inevitably due to under-representing their hand, end up losing.

oipav... its typical that u had flat and middled yourself

by ALL_IN_KAPPA August 3, 2017

u r fat

Singularly the best insult committed to text message

Hi Michelle, this is emmett, haven't seen you in a while. Can we come round yours for drinks later? u r fat

by doc emmett January 7, 2007

j. crew u

Miami University Oxford, OH

Old stereotypes die hard. Just ask the undergrads here, and they will tell you that yes, "Miami is ‘J. Crew U.'": "The typical student is white, relatively wealthy, equipped with their parents' credit card, good-looking, and only seen in the hottest fashions." (We're serious about the fashions: "Students dress up for their 8 a.m. classes," one student claims.). But students are adamant that there are two "sides of the J. Crew U. stereotype. To be sure, if you look at Miami U. from the Goodyear Blimp, it is J. Crew U. If you looked at Miami U. under a microscope and saw students interacting in everyday situations, you would see another school entirely." One undergrad observes that "minorities seem to be in short supply." Another calls "this student body composition . . . self-perpetuating."

by preppy school October 2, 2006

A-spot/ U-spot

The first is situated between the already-known G-spot and the crevix, on the frontal wall of the vagina the same as the G. The other one has been discovered by sex-geologists (as it befits to call them!), lying 2cms deep into the love tunnel! These 'spots' can be errotogenous if massaged gently by the the tip of the glans , hitting the vagina in repetitive thrusts that point upwards to the belly button.
In the late-90s, a collective area was designated as one whole 'spot' that can produce the squirt effect (seen in hot-squirter fuck-flicks...), by the stimulation of the 'cligeva' (the CLItoris/ G-spot/ Vaginal canal & the urEtha).

The Hindus knew, since the beginning of time that the vagina had many treasures hidden inside it other than the A-spot/ U-spots: Tanzen is a 'spot' that the Kama Sutra talked about, namely the second 'hara' chakra located 3"inches just below the navel and can be errogenous too, if massaged during sex or, gently pressed by the palm of the hand during thrusting.

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

how r u?

The most boring phrase you can start up your online converstation with. Often used when you don't want to talk to someone, but feel that you need to because they are online.

<CuTe BaYbEe> Hi
<Sabs> Hiya
<CuTee BaYbEe> How r u?
<Sabs> ok
....*silence*....
*Sabs appears to be offline*

by Sabarbar May 20, 2004

U Mad Bro?

A phrase commonly used in games in which one player is intentionally doing something in order to piss another off. This phrase is then repeated multiple times as a way of pissing off the offended player, causing them to want to reach through their screen and strangle the 10 year old kid on the other side and leaving the occasional gaping hole in one's computer, TV, etc. screen.

Offended: Dude, leave me alone.
Offending: U Mad Bro?
Offended: Seriously, leave me alone!
Offending: U Mad Bro?
Offended: Dude!
Offending: U Mad Bro? U Mad Bro? U Mad Bro?
Offended: GODDAMMIT!.

by BigFish April 2, 2013

u mad doggie

-Phrase coined by Harlem-bred rapper Cam'Ron.

Said to further aggravate someone who is mad.

'You just pissed me off!'

'U Mad Doggie?'

'Now I'm even more pissed off!'

by Johnny Twoguns August 13, 2004