Noun. Any barely literate athlete or entertainer who tweets some garbled nonsense and acts like it’s a contribution to American literature.
Jets running-back quoting Shakespeare and going full Twitter Twain while calling out his haters and the media.
by Teflon Johnny September 24, 2019
A place with pedophiles, racists, and trolls. Also a place where you can't have an opinion, and people starting drama.
by colecusterfan41 May 12, 2022
The nicest stan that has ever existed. The brightest side on stan twitter. Mostly tweets and defend about melanie. The only straight male crybaby in this universe. Always bring a justice on every stan fight. The mature one but still floping so hard
X : omg have you seen milo stan twitter? He always give a positivity vibes !
Y : yeah, thats very kind of him
Y : yeah, thats very kind of him
by Taylor illicit affair November 22, 2020
Someone who waits for any tweet, for the sole purpose of replying to that tweet regardless of the content of who said it.
Mike: I blocked Daniel on twitter
Joe: Why?
Mike: He's a twitter sitter!
Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!
Joe: Why?
Mike: He's a twitter sitter!
Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!
by blaine.alan April 28, 2009
by februfrog January 02, 2015
Aka the Oval Office. Where POTUS hangs out sending crazed tweets while in a sleep-deprived stupor and smearing Cheeto dust and Big Mac grease on his IPhone
"whoa! Did you see Trump just fired Giuliani and Melania filed for divorce!?"
"No.... Where did you hear that?"
"direct from the Twitter bunker!"
"No.... Where did you hear that?"
"direct from the Twitter bunker!"
by DoktorDokter November 11, 2020