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fail goggles

When a guy/girl fails at getting action or maintaining a relationship with a person, he/she won't find others as attractive as said person. The strength/length of fail goggles is dependent upon time and emotional attachment.
Guy - "I just don't find her that attractive."

Friend - "Dude, you just broke up, so you have the fail goggles on. She's a 10 and I know you'd normally agree with me."
by kanji_sasahara October 24, 2011
mugGet the fail gogglesmug.

Taco Fail

A more appropriate name for every 20 year old drunk or stoned college student's favorite 3am fast food spot (i.e. Taco Bell)
Guy#1: We're going to Taco Fail, want to come with us?
Guy#2: No thanks, I like my asshole intact
by ELEVENTHKNIGHT February 28, 2019
mugGet the Taco Failmug.

test failed

The last words you will ever hear if you're just an octoling test subject and drop an 8 ball into sweet nothingness
*drops 8 ball*
C.Q Cumber: "Test Failed, you let the 8-Ball fall."
by koiyune June 7, 2024
mugGet the test failedmug.

Fail

Fail means "first attempt in learning" So don't be upset if someone says you failed,just try harder next time.
Teacher:YOU FAILED
You:Yes and i will try harder next time..+
by Simonthehotcamel February 2, 2016
mugGet the Failmug.

Failed cumshot

That one kid in your class that literally everybody hates, even the teacher. Their parents hate them.
Mother : Hey Failed cumshot, did you get an A on your test?
Kid : Where's dad?
Mother : Did you get an A. If you didn't, you have to sleep in the dumpster tonight.
by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023
mugGet the Failed cumshotmug.

epic red line fail

When one uses large fingers for typing word documents and is unable to spell correctly MS Word will unline the entire document with wavey red lines.
Andy "Dude, your word document is such an epic red line fail, learn to spell"

Paul "sound"
by the_riviera_kid October 10, 2010
mugGet the epic red line failmug.

failed economy

Also see "broken economy" Failure by design, A economy flawed from the start. Lead to ruins by those in power.
by ShowWy-D November 26, 2013
mugGet the failed economymug.

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