River Dragon

When a man, standing naked in a river, has a large enough erection to breach the surface of the water in the form of a large sea serpent.

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Jack has a River Dragon! i can see the head!

by The guy1980 March 8, 2024

Red River Rivalry

When a couple from Texas and Oklahoma hate fuck while on her period.

“Shit, the ole lady came up after her cycle started, and we had ourselves a Red River Rivalry.”

by Electric Cowboy March 8, 2025

Two Rivers

When two middle aged men, urinate into a young girls mouth with R-Kelly’s greatest hits playing in the background.

Yo bro, do you think this girl is down the two rivers!?
Hell yeah! This chick loves R. Kelly!

by KoolKStreet August 1, 2021

david rivers

The world's greatest player. Nobody is greater.

Girl: "I'm dating David Rivers"
Girl 2: "Really? You're so lucky!"

by Donk Danner June 27, 2017

Virgin River

The act of squirting via masturbation by a female who is still a virgin.

Tiffany experienced a virgin river when she rubbed her vagina.

by ohyouknow123321 January 12, 2024

River Stan

A child who stands River Roberts. They suck.

“What a river stan”

by River Stan June 5, 2022

Code Red River

A guy code that is used to secretly let other men in the general area know that a girl is on her period.

Guy 1: Emergency code red river commenced.
Guy 2: looks like we're going camping this weekend.

by ArcticReef September 6, 2015