slipper tits

Breasts that hang that low the person could slide their feet into them and use them as slippers.

Look at that old grannies slipper tits.

by N.P.D February 24, 2009

shitty tits

when a woman has had a large deal of excrement dropped on her breasts she is known to have "shitty tits".

Hey Parko! Check out Sally, Barney just gave her the shitty tits!

by Hoppertronix Thompson February 26, 2011

HOLY TITS!

A phrase that is more socially acceptable than "HOLY SHIT!" Most of the time... Occasionally...

(fast forward to 12/23/2012...maybe)

The Human race: "HOLY TITS!"

by admiralcrunchycrunch January 2, 2009

Tit Tuesday

The first day of Summer, where apon you first see a woman wearing tight boob/nipple/clevage showing attire...

Chris "I can't wait for summer so I can see more tits"

Ricko "What ya mean, it is summer, it was tit tuesday last week when I saw my first tits of the season"

by DBH Jimmy February 9, 2010

Tit Burglar

Verb. One who runs by a well endowed women and grabs her chest before she knows what's what.

Hey Did u hear Rorrie got a Tit Burglar degree when he totally got Lauren yesterday

by Sash Marler February 17, 2006

tit-fuck

The use of one's Penis in the cleavage of a female (dependent on how much cleavage they have of course) - stimulating the art of intercourse.

All he's gonna get is a Tit-Wank that tight Gypo!.

Also known as Tit-Wank.

by Bruce Lee April 4, 2003

sparrow tits

A woman with particularly small and underdeveloped breasts.

Dude, she's got sparrow tits, I've seen bigger peanuts!

by gunduz February 26, 2006