A Robert is usually the biggest topkek you can ever witness, despite the fact that he's a fucking bitch
by Kreyselkeker November 15, 2016
Get the Robertmug. Generally a giant nerd, he likes DnD and video games even though he's a old man. Super power - will rant your ears of. He is kinda crusty and a bit of a jerk but he grows on you.
by M&DB July 27, 2021
Get the Robertmug. A true god of men besides the neck beard. He will fuck any hole besides a women’s. Can be seen moving in herds of homosexual men and enjoying himself. Usually the tallest one in the group.
Look at that group of gays that must be the Robert “Kyle” O’Neal of the group you can tell it’s him by his large neck beard.
by RedRiotAngel May 28, 2022
Get the Robert “Kyle” O’Nealmug. Massive Legend gets all the birds fit as he gets so much birds it is hard to not drown in birds. He is so cool and awesome.
by Rob Bentham May 1, 2020
Get the Robert Benthammug. Will Roberts is a tall sexy MF and will steal your mum and her dog to. Be like Will Roberts, he is cool
by Alan Bennet is gay November 22, 2021
Get the Will Robertsmug. A reference to the Oral Roberts men's college basketball team making it farther in the 2021 NCAA tournament than anyone thought they would.
If a guys scores a blow job from a female that his buddies didn't think he had a chance with, he got a "Oral Roberts"
If a guys scores a blow job from a female that his buddies didn't think he had a chance with, he got a "Oral Roberts"
by Batdog444 March 27, 2021
Get the Oral Robertsmug. Robert is a fucking sex symbol with a massive 12 inch shlong and he's the only evidence of gods exsitence.
"Is that Robert? Fuck yes!"
by TheTruthAndOnlyTheTruthTruth July 6, 2020
Get the Robertmug.