Status attack

A Status Attack is constituted by 15 unrepeated comments by one or more people on a persons Facebook status.
Holy crap is my ass sore from that status attack!
by Gigglecloud March 14, 2009
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A public urinal located in Belgium that is commonly used by drunk tourists who need to relieve themselves somewhere when a restroom isn't in close proximity to them.
Drunk tourist in belgium: *hiccup* I really need to relieve myself right now.. *hiccup*

Random Belgian: the Leopold II of Belgium statue is right there you know.
by Sproogli March 23, 2024
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Eyes Married Status

The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.

They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.
Eyes Married Status

"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"
by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019
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That's the status

Used when someone fully, agrees with what is being discussed. An affirmation of how one feels about a certain subject or occurrence.
Person 1: That car has an awesome paint job.
Person 2: Oh, now that's the status.
by cliffj98 September 25, 2019
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Stoner Status

A question pertaining to the status of a Stoner.

Status being what they are or are not smoking.

(Note to the editor: I realize that is terrible up there. But if you could please just clean it up a bit. I am sure you catch my drift. Thanks. EC )
Example 1:

Stoner 1: Hey man what's your Stoner Status?

Stoner 2: Aaaww man... I got caught with a dime. I am off for a bit.

Example 2:

Stoner 1: Dude I got some sweet bud! What's your stoner status?

Stoner 2: Oh a just bought an eighth man. Smoke out?
by Cookie Camper December 29, 2011
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Rookie Status

When someone acts like a rookie they then have rookie status. This can apply to anything where you are better than a friend, they will have rookie status.
Person A: Fuck i just knocked over all the cups playing Beer Pong
Person B: That is Rookie Status

Joe: Can you teach me how to take a rip of this ROOR?
Mark: Wow, such rookie status.
by You're a Rookie November 25, 2009
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