gorilla boss

For that spunky boss given from the new Viking Employee that scares everyone... but has to deal with! Thank god for the grave yard shift....

I have a new Gorilla Boss.

by not me1123 June 18, 2018

Boss

1. Your friend

2. Your commander

3. Your caring buddy

4. Your controller

Dude I have a best boss.

by Kristian Oakley January 21, 2018

Keare aka. Der Boss

He is very wise and loves feets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG,dieser weiße Keare aka. Der Boss

by kvt January 2, 2017

Motherfucked The Boss

This is when you hate your life because you hate your job. Typically this is a result of hating your boss and you often find that you rant and rave about how he should be dead or in jail. So what do you do? You secretly invite his mother to the office on Mother’s Day and sneak into his office and have the dirtiest sex imaginable. Fingers in the ass...everything. But then the job isn’t done. Once you send her on her way you shit in his pencil drawer at his desk. Big steamer.

Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.

“Hi, Deanna?” It’s Jim from the front desk. Listen your son can’t talk right now, he’s in a meeting. But Happy Mothers Day! Why don’t you come to the office.”

...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...

“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”

Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.

by Larry and Rex and Benny February 4, 2020

boss boomer

a boss boomer is someone who is older than a boomer but way worse so someone born before 1946 and is somehow still alive practically a karen

"my grandpa is a boss boomer he's so annoying"
"get off that god damn phone that's why you're so dumb"

by imbabyyyy March 1, 2020

Bossed

When you buy something and then lose it shortly after.

I just bought a Stizzy but I lost is. I bossed it.

by Alyxd July 20, 2020

Boss Switching

When you are WFH working from home under a pandemic lockdown and you are about to walk over to your desk and start work. You are Boss Switching, switching from your home boss to your work boss.

When you are Working From Home under a Pandemic Lockdown and you are about to walk over to your desk and start work. You are Boss Switching, switching from your home boss to your work boss.

by JDawg70 July 22, 2020