tom nigga

Fuck carlton that "tom nigga".
by JOHN NURSE July 27, 2006
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tom Brady

The best quarterback in nfl history, but a bunch of fucks think he sucks because he has good recivers and they say peyton manning is better but he has had good recievers all his carier. Tom Brady won 3 with crappy recivers he is a beast face it and the colts suck
Hey look over there its tom brady the best qb ever
by pats fan 69 November 05, 2009
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Tom Selleck

A verb used to describe the comedic/defamatory drawing of a thick black moustache on the image of a clean shaven person.

Follows in the same tradition as Marcel Duchamp's L.H.O.O.Q.
'Some people call me a salesman. I call myself a "salesfront". So obviously I need strangers to trust me so I don't take kindly to it when someone Tom Sellecks my bus bench.'

- Modern Family Season 1 Episode 14 "Moon Landing"
by bonbonvert February 04, 2010
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Toms Tan

the tan someone gets when they wear toms.
Alex's Toms Tan was really bad after she came home from the beach
by sunny123194 April 19, 2010
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Tom Kim

Eater of massive proportions. aka chicken rice.

A Korean American eating monster that preys upon unsuspecting korean girls at New Gate Church. Also on occasion, little boys and midgets. (see Penn State University)

This un-relentless bottom feeder is surprisingly good at starcraft, aka has no girlfriend.

However, this monster is a kind hearted boy that makes horrible jokes.
Hey! Here comes tom kim!

Hey! Let's run away! Hide the food!
by hyejoooooooo November 28, 2011
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Toms River

A town in New Jersey. Everybody knows you. We have 11 elementay schools 3intermeadit schools and 3 high school. Kids from HS North get made all the time. We are known for are little league baseball teams. The mall sucks ass, Cool beans is the only cool place to hang out after the movies. The beach gets over run by fricken new yorker every summer leaving no plcae for the locals. But yet house still go for 300,000+.
I rep the TR and i'm damn proud of it.
by Guinea Pig March 23, 2005
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Tom Felton

That Tom Felton is mighty fine!
by lovetomfelton August 21, 2011
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