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Tim

"Yo bro you got that tim"
"yeah man I got that gas"
by bigtimma November 12, 2022
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Tim

Femboy, Asexual, Nerdy and a Bitch
OMG its Tim, hahah look at that kid
Damn bro such a Femboy
by anonymous November 16, 2022
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Tims

Same as everyone else generally says, handsome, friendly, practically perfect in every way! only my name is Tim too.. But imagine what I’m like when I lose my shit to my alter ego. Murders, wars, cucks.. yep, Tim can be a bad ass too! Just saying!..
- Warning About Tims - read label before washing!
Wife(39)# Can’t believe u put the cat in the washing machine!.
Not her hubby# yes well, I was bullied at school sometimes when I wasn’t bullying others!
Wife(39)# anyway, I made u some lunch.
Not her hubby# Won’t ur ‘!real hubby!’ Tom mind?
Wife(39)# about what? Ur the only one who cares about such things! ..know our neighbour, Karren .A, whom ur fucking too right!?..

Not her hubby# ..yea.
Wife(39)# well she doesn’t care either does she!..
Not her hubby# …no, she hates cats! But She’s pretty straight for a raspberry split! ..And she woulda put more butter on my sammich too! and a pinch of salt!
Wife(39)# see! Told u! It’s only ever been about the sex! OK!

Not her hubby# well wtf didn’t anyone tell me? Why is everyone so jealous and such losers?? All this time I just thought u were angry and yelling at japs?!! I even became a Christian because of it, u just would not stop ‘Sccreaming’!? I thought u were possessed. I didn’t even know women don’t orgasm with men. I even pastor a small church because of the lies and abuse! But don’t worrie, None of the women are married, I made sure. I exorcised them all. 4our 8ours.. all is calm.
by -dipshit November 20, 2022
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TIM

BIG COCK; ALOT OF BITCHES; LIKES TO FUCK
THATS TIM:
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TIM

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Fuck nigga tim

When some one’s being a dumb ass or blatantly stupid
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tim tim phunnu

The urge for erection of the dick, or horny.
Arey Salman, kya hai re ye tim tim phunnu kaamaan ramadan me?
by timtimphunnu April 29, 2022
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