last cousin

Having sexual intercourse with a long distant relative also known as a last cousin

(Lachy) my next door neighbour is hot but she is my last cousin

by Littlecrawbob02 February 13, 2021

The Last Talk Show

The greatest talk show on the internet; analyzes culture by interviewing the greatest everyday people.

Friend: Did you watch The Last Talk Show on YouTube?
Friend 2: Bro, I didn't just watch. I subscribed too. That's the best show ever 🔥

by Trekeyvante November 23, 2021

Obama's last name

One of the most unsolved mysteries in the whole world.

Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.

by a guy thing October 13, 2022

last 15

Last 15 minutes of fame. To quote Andy Warhol "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes".

She has been all over the news again, lets hope this is her last 15.

by TUC2020 February 9, 2018

Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.

...
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)

by Owen's World August 31, 2016

Da Vinci's last brush

When you're sitting on the toilette, detaching a poop, which is too long to flush right away, and it falls straight ahead, 12 o'clock, giving your balls a disgusting touch.

"Oh look! Shaquille O'Neal is using some of his Da Vinci's last brush to cover his little sons pimples."

by Benschaminbensch1 April 29, 2018

Last Season Syndrome

The final season of a television show being terrible/underwhelming.

Bob: "Hey man, did you catch the final season of Game of Thrones?"
Adam: "Yeah man, it was terrible. Season case of Last Season Syndrome."

by Messiah17 August 2, 2022