ball goblin

When you have extremely high T and your social conventions preclude you from cranking one out at work

If you don't crank 7 times a day the ball goblins will take over your body.

by XxScottStappxX October 20, 2023

toilet goblin

a toilet goblin is a small child or pet that likes to follow you to the bathroom and sit next to or on your legs/feet wile you poop

ugh must you follow me *pet's name* i'm just taking a crap. i don't need an audience quit being such a toilet goblin

by bananabean 1957 April 26, 2021

grip the goblin

A term for masturbation, but in a much desired sense. As if youve needed it all your life.

Jackson:(man taylor looked so good earlier. When i get home i need to grip the goblin,till i carpet burn!

by Drippyness July 01, 2018

green goblin goober

Willem Dafoe’s large penis

Willem Defoe has a Green Goblin Goober. It’s a big penis.

by Green Goblin Goober March 22, 2023

bullet goblins

An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.

A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!

by ghostly-underpants August 19, 2023

BH Goblin

A character from the fictional album named The Chodessy. A goblin who loves BH and would do anything for it. Goes insane when it does not have it.

Also a way to explain that you're a great person, but with a evil twist, also means that you love bh and will do anything for it

Stev: Imma bh goblin

Maria: OK stev we know

Stev: imma bh goblin

by October 02, 2021

Child goblin

1.An adult usually 40 years of age who likes to hang around children’s playgrounds
2. A deformed child

Dude I think there’s a child goblin over there

by Why would I regret this? June 03, 2020