Your mom

The person who gave birth to you and hopefully raised you to be the person you are today or it can be used as a smart ass response to someone.

Hey dude who are you doing this weekend? Probably no one am I right! *laughs*
Actually I am, your mom

by Eoz the sniper March 17, 2019

Your mom

Bitch

Bitch is your mom and your mom is a bitch and it looks like candice.

by anonymous December 26, 2021

Your mom

A over used joke that people still find funny

Your mom is so fat

by Cjmruger October 25, 2022

penis in your mom

when your penis is erect and in your mom

1. that penis in your mom and cums in her

by theballtickler69420 August 26, 2023

your mom<3

use this when you hear any question

them: “what’s your favorite dinner”
you: “your mom<3” lol also i love you addyson. forever and always.

by iloveaddyson lol November 25, 2021

I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!

When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.

If you don't shut up, I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!

by Cross thread tech January 29, 2020

I fucked your mom

What your dad did

What did you do last night, dad?
I fucked your mom

by A_Bum January 27, 2023