speedbag

A shaved scrotum

Rumor has it that George Stephanopoulos sports a speedbag.

by Anita Razer August 7, 2002

Beaner Speedball

Railing a line of Adderall, while on Valium. Referred to as, "beaner," because a real Speedball is heroin and coke, adderall representing coke, while valium is substituting heroin.

I snorted two lines of addy an hour after popping three valium, the beaner speedball fucked me up for english class.

by adavvgum May 26, 2010

cool speech bubble stickers on girl's files

Stickers on girl's files that are positioned to make it seem pictures of celebrities are saying things.

These usually leave a blank space for the person to write thier name, making it seem the person in the picture is talking about them.

see stupid speech bubble stickers on girl's files

Hi ( insert name here ), I'm never going to go out with you!

Hey ( insert name here ), stop looking at me and look at Berrington.

by Berry April 13, 2005

Speechie

A teen who is overly active in talking to walls, talks to loud, has been known to be socially awkward, and is in a speech club.

Dude!! that person over is so weird and socially awkward. They must be a speechie.

by Aggie Zos-ehh March 3, 2011

speed bagging

The act of quickly tea bagging individuals from a high speed carousel.

Cooter was successfully speed bagging at least 9 people from the merry go round! Did you see that?!

Man! I was standing too close to the merry go round and got hit upside the head by that speed bagging fool!

by Penelope Storm July 5, 2012

Speech

Another word for humping an office chair

Hey guys, I'm doing speech right now to my chair!

by RandomUsername776 May 7, 2018

good friday speech

Lecture given to underling drug dealer when said employee cannot come up with the consignment money owed to their boss that particular week. Such conditions of underling cash flow shortage can delay the Boss's re-up process and really screw up business, especially when occurring on a Friday.

Speech often begins with: "This ain't a good Friday for you not to be havin my money."

It was time for me to re-up and nigga couldn't pay me for what I fronted him, so I had to give him the Good Friday speech.

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005