Spider wrangler

A person who odd relations with people named Joe in a van down by the river on Friday night's

Timothy is a spider wrangler because he had odd relations with his frined Joe in a van down by the river last Friday.

by Danny October 16, 2004

spider legs

A severe deformality of the legs caused by sitting on the ground in an emo fashion at a concert. The heavy low frequency soundwaves barrage the bones of the legs, causing a loss of muscle mass and a lengthening of bone structure in the femur, fibia, and tibia. The result is a person with long, gangly spider legs.

Example One:

Sebastian: Did you see that fucking kid back there with the spider legs?!?!?

Dylan: Yeah! Hes watching my backpack for me, and I dont trust him as far as he can reach with his massive, akward, gangly spider legs!

Example Two:

Captain Jean Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise hates kids with spider legs. Captain Jean Luc Picard doesent respect people who sit down and face walls at concerts.

by dilman-7 September 9, 2006

spiderdick

refers to a particularly small penis; similar to the size of a male spiders' genitalia.

Tony has a spiderdick, I didn't even feel it! But, he could do it for hours!!

by niggerbaby May 2, 2008

dirt spider

a vary hairy vagina that is common among trailer trash europeans and various sluts you might know

a hairy dirty vagina

by juice cam March 11, 2005

Caribbean Dick Spider

A spider that looks suspiciously like a hand with four fingers curled down like four legs and the middle finger jutting out and wiggling like a head. It feeds on male genetalia. Cousin of the boob crab, the man-boob spider, the shenis spider and the vagina spider.

Holy crap! a caribbean dick spider is eating my male genatalia! What shall I do? It looks like a hand!

by shafer r. May 25, 2008

Spiderman

The incorrect spelling of the comic book superhero Spider-Man.
A mistake make often where the hifinn is left out.

It's nerdy but it's true.

by shay42 May 7, 2005

spiderman thread

Spiderman threads are pretty much the best thing ever. The definition is self-explanatory.

Y'all niggas postin' in a spiderman thread?

by TheInglesidePimp February 5, 2012