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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

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Thirteen Sixes

The modern-day women in today's society have extremely high standards and expectations for men in the dating market. The Thirdteen Sixes evaluates men based on what they must have in order to have a chance at successfully dating one of them.

1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Friends with at least 6 rich/high-value men.
9. At least 6 notch count.
10. A 6-figure trust fund.
11. Must have at least been in a 6-year relationship.
12. A dowry of 6 figures.
13. Must have theses 6 traits: handsome, smart, rich, honest, mature, and funny.

Jack, there are thirteen sixes now. It's only a matter of time before women add "Must be 6 feet under in 6 years" to their list to make it fifteen sixes.

by Mister Arbiter November 18, 2025

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phantom six

When you are gang raped by a group of ghosts. Like when you wake up thinking you fell down the stairs bottom first with no recollection of what happened.

I think Jamal was phantom sixed last night. His butthole looks like a worn out vagina and he thinks he fell down

by Ewrecksean May 13, 2016

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Ninety-Six (96)

A variation of the traditional "69" sex position, in which two individuals engage simultaneously in analingus, each partner performing the act on the other.

Honey, let's ninety-six (96) again. The mutual sensation on our buttholes last night was phenomenal!

by anonymous March 27, 2024

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