"quit spittin seedz nigga..yo ass spittin all dem seedz up in my grill, got me brushin dat sheitt off wit a broom n shit."
"a broom? dats sum seedz fo yo ass right there."
"a broom? dats sum seedz fo yo ass right there."
by manny arocha April 9, 2006
Get the spittin seedz mug.1. Represents the highest level of enjoyment due to the effects of a person you just spited.
2. After the spited person shows an unrivaled amount of humiliation, the spiting person usually erupts in uncontrollable bouts of laughter and/or air humping.
2. After the spited person shows an unrivaled amount of humiliation, the spiting person usually erupts in uncontrollable bouts of laughter and/or air humping.
George: You gonna eat the last bacon sandwich?
Henry: Well I was thinking of bringing it home for my neighbors dog since they keep him chained up and barely feed him, but take it if you want... just realize that every bite you take out of that sandwich is like taking a bite out of that dog's will to live.
George: *chokes up, starts to cry and shamefully walks out of the room.*
Henry: *SPITEGASM!* ... *starts eating sandwich.*
Henry: Well I was thinking of bringing it home for my neighbors dog since they keep him chained up and barely feed him, but take it if you want... just realize that every bite you take out of that sandwich is like taking a bite out of that dog's will to live.
George: *chokes up, starts to cry and shamefully walks out of the room.*
Henry: *SPITEGASM!* ... *starts eating sandwich.*
by ShipsCompany February 11, 2010
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When an extraordinarily fat woman (usually black) can't get pregnant by traditional means, she employs the assistance of a homosexual gynecologist. Said gynecologist will then fellate (suck off) the baby daddy until the gynecologists mouth is full of black seed. The gynecologist will then spit the fresh load into his hand and fist the patient until she is inseminated. This is the most common method of artificial insemination in the South.
OJ was really busy at work this week. He had an open house pregnancy seminar for the morbidly obese at his clinic. He sucked off at least a dozen men and made 1 Spitter Baby. The other 11 didn't take because he swallowed.
by Sweet Nuts (2016 League Champ) August 11, 2017
Get the Spitter Baby mug.A regular spitroast, but with another male paticipant ejaculating or 'marinating' the lucky lady in the thick of it all. Who wants a spitroast with meat that isn't marinated?!?
'Last night Ted and i were having this awesome spitroast. It was a bit flavourless though so Jim started to marinate the bitch. Best marinated spitroast i've ever had!'
by king-of-roast May 18, 2009
Get the marinated spitroast mug.A reaction upon hearing/seeing something humorous/suprising, where a person eating or drinking spits out their food or beverage. The term derives from a mix Spit-Take and bukkake. "Spittake" is pronounced "Spi-ta-kay".
by Sikona September 22, 2005
Get the spittake mug.Another word for rapping. People sometimes call rapping spitting because sometimes a lot of saliva builds up in the mouth while rapping long verses. So even you are in front of someone it's okay if some of your spit comes out .
Tyrone: Yo man, why wont Sean rap for us?
Dwayne: he got some saliva in his mouth when he raps
Tyrone: Then let him start spitting
Dwayne: he got some saliva in his mouth when he raps
Tyrone: Then let him start spitting
by RobS August 11, 2015
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