russian guzzler

When you are having sex with a girl on her period and you pull out and stick it in her mouth and cum.

Man i fucked this chick last night on her period. I pulled that shit out stuck it in her mouth and gave her a Russian guzzler.

by Sprunkle king January 31, 2017

Russian Sludge

Cumming into a shot glass of vodka for the perfect savory midnight treat

I woke up at 3 am for that savory Russian Sludge

by SlipperyTant March 7, 2017

russian sail boat

Tampon soaked in vodka and inserted in anus

Did you hear Johnny did a Russian sail boat last night

by Westsenecajohnny March 13, 2017

russian math

The name for nerds who need extra hard math and like to "show off" about it.

Hey, what did you get for your math quiz?
100%...
Oh yeah, you're a russian math.

by geek.girl April 13, 2017

Russian Pork Chop

Two men and a large woman on her period have a gangbang. When the woman is giving him the succ

she bites his cock off and squirts her period blood on it, while forcing the other man to eat it while she gives him head.

Dude, I got a great Russian Pork chop yesterday!

by Btrain8585 March 21, 2017

russian rug

The most intense, fire spitting, diss track dropping rap God to ever be apart of our ever growing universe, otherwise known as jesus Christ

Austin: "Bro did you hear Russian rug last night?"
Daniel: "yea man he spit straight fire"

by Memstar April 15, 2017

russian jimmy

Where a man grabs hold of his cock, and a girl moves his arm up and down aggressively for him. And he spunks

"Could you plz give me a russian jimmy?"

by phillllll Mcraken April 24, 2017