Russian Army

An “army filled with corruption, lack of training, no will to fight, equipment older than your grandpa, and so incompetent that it will made zhukov throw a temper tantrums.

Dimitri: Dude ivan said he found a washing machine in Ukraine

Boris: nah he’s in the Russian Army you? He probably stole it from someones home

by Russian warship go fuck urself January 18, 2023

Rushdi

Rushdi is a boy who is effortlessly amazing. He is caring and loves people more than he loves himself. Rushdi would never let anyone out of his life and tries his best to make people stay. He makes you feel loved and will never talk down on you. His voice is like the sound of music. He is the best boyfriend, friend, brother and son. You could tell Rushdi anything and he would keep your secret. He is trustworthy and affectionate to the ones he loves. Rushdi is ambitious and tries his hardest in school. He never gives up on what he is passionate for. Rushdi is just the best person I know.

Girl 1: Who is that?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Rushdi. The best boy I know.

by NoraIsAmazing June 13, 2023

Newport Rusty Spitoon

When you're eating out a girl with a dip in your mouth, while at the same time putting a finger in her ass. You then use the same finger to take the dip out then fling it at her face.

Sal Bando just gave me a Newport Rusty Spitoon.

by Sal Bando January 17, 2010

Red Russian

a mix of vodka and redbull

Bro 1: "Man you were a straight commie last night"
Bro 2: "What?"
Bro 2: "Going crazy of those Red Russians"

by steezyfool November 20, 2010

Extreme Russian Crushin

Plunging your pole into the firm black hole of the abyss. This black hole preferably belongs to old Russians. Side effects normally include not being able to sit or walk for days, a headache, and a ten hour recovery period.

Phil: I can't walk man.

Andrew: Why can't you walk my friend.

Phil: I would rather not say...

Andrew: Oh no, not Extreme Russian Crushin!

by extremerussiancrushin November 22, 2011

Vodka Rush

A mix of Red Bull and Vodka, Common in East London bars authough usually just called a 'Vodka Red Bull' Also known as a Vodka Rush

Hey Barkeep ! Vodka Rush and ice. Cheers !

by TheShepard October 20, 2012

Soviet Rush Hour

The ultimate in ass-kicking drinks, a 70-30 mixture of Vodka and Red Bull.

Shocks you like Siberian tiger, and keeps you awake like leader of gulag.

Damn, how the hell did you stay awake for 4 weeks straight man?
Easy, I made myself a Soviet Rush Hour!

by Fuck160s July 13, 2012