roll troll

A person who leaves just enough toilet paper on the roll so that they don't have to change it (i.e. just a square), but it's never even close to being enough for the next person to use.

Yo, who's the roll troll? Can someone bring me another roll of TP?

by Allie85 March 8, 2011

Roll the Widow

An alternative term for bowling.

Sorry, can't. I Roll the Widow every Thursday.

by Deeveloper May 12, 2011

Dookie Roll

A homemade culinary treat consumed in correctional facilities, especially in the South in places like TN. This delicacy is prepared in-cell with a common plastic sandwich baggie. It most commonly consists of finely smashed up and moistened cookies, crackers, commissary candy, a little coffee, milk from the breakfast tray, some peanut butter if available, and maybe even some soggy honeybun for those inmates partial to a fluffier roll. After the roll is done it resembles is human terd and should be consumed immediately so the heat from the cooks hands adds to the experience.

Hey dude, you can have my tray tonight for a shot of coffee and your cookies or graham crackers... I’m a make a dookie roll after head count.

by GringoTN September 28, 2019

rolled shithead

Someone who is willing to argue over miniscule amounts of payment while in a drunken stupor

;downbeat person insecure with his own masculinity

; pompous asshat

My man thought he had a point, but he was just a rolled shithead!

by Richard drawsman January 30, 2016

Wonka Roll

There are a couple of definitions. One, is where you want to boot someone on an online game, you go on a soundboard and play "you get nothing, you lose, good day sir" from the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie. Two, is where you trick someone into watching a video or listening to something but instead they hear that "you get nothing, you lose, goo day sir" clip.

*Azn Invasion245 joins the party on Xbox Live*
*Host plays "you get nothing, you lose, good day sir" clip*
*Host boots Azn Invasion245*
Get Wonka Rolled!!!

by Vicodeez October 8, 2009

rolling dome

road head. getting brain in the turning lane. highway delight.

dude, last night on the way back to my house, rebecca couldn't wait to get nasty so she gave me some rolling dome.

by road king January 26, 2011

rick roll

The ancient art of trickery known by man for many millennia. To send someone to the realm of eternal shame and despair that they will feel for many hours.

Man 1: Hey, I found this cool video
Man 2: What is it?
Man 1: *Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Video)*
Man 2: ... SHIT
Man 1 : Haha, classic rick roll

by IsItWrongToButterMyAss April 27, 2020