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spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti

spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti is how you would describe a hamster who does not like to eat its spaghetti (this is very bad) in this very rare case you should subscribe to pewdiepie or your hamster might drown in its own sweat
oh my gosh you have such a spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti it must be so ghastly!
by pleasesub2pewdiepie February 16, 2019
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pitty porn

The act of providing physical or visual sexual favors to someone who would not otherwise deserve them (for example, computer geeks, gamers, or those facing almost certain death)
"Aawwww, your 30 years old and you've never seen a woman naked? I'll pity porn you."
by YakBoy June 13, 2004
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Putt Putt

A homosexual action in which one male uses his penis to hit, or slap, another man's testicle, hence the golf reference.
Nick wished to play putt putt with AJ, who declined by saying "Hell no, I'm not a fag!"
by Mr. Samsonite September 9, 2006
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The Patty Wagon

The sexual act of two partners, the girl in a position on her back with her legs bent with knees by sides of head. Then the male holds his "dolphin" with one hand and all in one motion, flicks his rist down sending his member into the anus of the girl. Soon followed by quickly pulling out the member and repeated several times in a row. This of course can only be performed after performing anal sex prior and loosening up the rectum. Also a recent slang term in the Adult Film industry for this act.
"Michael sent the patty wagon Jennas' way after the party last night for $1,000 each"
by Michael Lange August 19, 2006
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Patty

Whore like behavior. Tends to hit on married individuals.
by Tiara2015 August 6, 2017
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The Krabby Patty

A form of voluntary sexual torture, in which a mans penis is grinded up using a meat grinder, it is one of the extreme forms of cock and ball torture.
“My fucking penis got grinded up last night while taking the Krabby Patty challenge.”
by KimJongUn12345 April 10, 2019
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puttyhead

Some puttyhead tried to eat the rubber dogshit I left on the table.
by earl chudwaggle September 25, 2002
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