A Puppy is a cute younger person who follows you around, whines, and begs. They probably want to lick you, stick thier face in your crotch, and play with you. Puppies can be trained to learn tricks and are usually eager to please. Puppies love head pats and being told they are good boys/girls. Fun to play with, nice to cuddle. Even better when they dog pile. Puppies love Cougars and Silver Foxes but also like playing with other Puppies!
by SpayseCase December 08, 2021
by val3 December 07, 2019
A stupid yet adorable creature that you constantly have to watch Feed and care for. This creature requires long walks Food and constant attention. They’re the best thing at first Until you have cleaned their shit off the carpet to many times. You can’t leave them outside for two seconds by them self or else they will either break the door bark really loud or destroy your yard. They have infinite energy . And will get the fuck on your nerves. So if you’re planning to get a dog don’t fucking do it
Kid- Dad can we get a puppy
Dad- fuck no because in the end who’s going to pay for his food and clean up his shit
Kid- Dad stop using the f word as a coma
Dad- fuck no because in the end who’s going to pay for his food and clean up his shit
Kid- Dad stop using the f word as a coma
by Badass204 September 26, 2019
by Some Random Guy From Maryland November 12, 2020
by ifaduckishappyitisnotsad May 25, 2021
Oh my gosh its a puppy
by Oh mah Addeh April 24, 2019