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Cinderella Process

The moment you’re done with your professional life and transition to your personal life.
You wake up and know you need to go to work and you need to shower. You’ll take about 10-15mins & another 5mins to be completely ready. When you’re done with work & head home. When you shower after work it’ll take from 30-45mins & 10-15mins to be completely ready.

“”Damnn!! He’s taking a long time to shower & get ready!!?” “Dude!! He literally just got out from work! He’s on his Cinderella Process, but you know he’ll come thru at the end!!”
by Wjortiz March 27, 2025
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Due Process

Due process is a fundamental right that ensures everyone, regardless of citizenship or legal status, is given notice of accusations and an opportunity to defend themselves before the government takes action.

Trump does not understand this concept because he is a moron and doesn't care about the Constitution. He is unfit to be a president.
(ICE detained a sickly mother who is undocumented and accuses her drug trafficking 12 years ago)

Mother: this is a mistake. I never sold drugs.
ICE: (with a mischievous grin) a trusted confidant told us everything. You are on a 5am flight to El Salvador tomorrow morning.
Mother: this is a mistake! Let me talk to a lawyer.
ICE: Criminal aliens don't get lawyers. HAHAHA

(Mother is deported the next morning. Later that afternoon in a federal court)

Federal Judge: This is preposterous!!! You snatched her from the street and just shipped her out the next morning like cattle! Did you give her a notice beforehand? Did you give her an opportunity to defend?? Where was her due process?

Trump: (yawn) it was an administrative error. It is what it is.
by ThePunisher312 April 27, 2025
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Peaceful Protest

The activities of individual offended by something that typically leads to acts of violence and looting.
Man, did you see those Peaceful Protest last night, I saw cars burning, rocks thrown, and businesses being looted from
by TheGrayArea3891 June 12, 2025
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Urban Professional

A noun

Someone who specializes in working "downtown" - slang for a person who particularly enjoys performing oral sex. The term plays on the double meaning of "working downtown" as both a legitimate career reference and a sexual euphemism.
He told the girl in the bar he's an Urban Professional, and loves to work "Downtown".
by Trebel3 October 19, 2025
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A Professional Person

Professional:

pro·fes·sion·al
prəˈfeSH(ə)nəl/
adjective

Person:

per·son
/ˈpərs(ə)n/
noun

A person who is good at many things, but they wouldn’t be able to put it in words with their professional status would choose to describe their line of work.
First person asks:

“So what is it that you do for a living?“
Second person says:
“I’m professional at many different things.

I guess you could say I’m a professional person.“
by Beans mom November 23, 2025
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