Post traumatic stress

The feeling of unease and irreversibility following a post on facebook, waiting for someone to respond to it. Post traumatic stress is usually caused by the uncertainty of how the post will be received, if at all. The condition usually goes away after a couple of comments or likes.

- Dude, why are you checking your facebook all the time?
- I posted something a couple of hours ago and no-one has commented on it. No-one!
- You’re having a case of post traumatic stress.
- I know. Posting shit on facebook is bad for you.
- Come on, let’s build a computer out of wood instead of waiting for someone to like your post.

by Esben el Magnifico April 12, 2014

Anonymous Post

A post where the writer is unknown. Started on facebook by MIC DROP (DJ, Radio, TV, Internet personality) as a way people could say things or ask questions without there identity being known. People comment and give advice, opinions, and etc.

***ANONYMOUS POST*** My boyfriend wants to have anal sex. Ive dont really like anal but I dont want him cheating on me. what should I do?

by MIC DROP December 19, 2012

Post Traumatic Jersey Shore Stress Disorder (PTJSSD)

The feelings of anxiety some New Jerseyans felt after the release of MTV's "Jersey Shore" which portrayed all state residents as having orange faces, dance and fist pumping skills, blowed out hair, and the confidence to talk about themselves in 3rd person.

Joe:"Hey bro, what's gotten into Grant? The kid hasn't gone out, shaved, tanned, or cut his hair in like two days."

John:"Grant's been diagnosed with Post Traumatic Jersey Shore Stress Disorder (PTJSSD) ever since that MTV show "Jersey Shore" came out. He can't stand going to Scorekeepers or out in public anymore because everyone wants him to fist pump and show off his abs."

by Stank Twatwell January 21, 2010

ex post facto

a retroactive law, a law that retroactively changes the legal consequences of acts committed or the legal status of facts and relationships that existed prior to the enactment of the law.

Guy 1: I just murdered dat bitch for facing me!
Guy 2: Damn! Dat Dumb fuck Bush just laid down a law 'bout dat shit!
Guy 1: Motha fucka!
Guy 2: Shit! You is screwed--dat law is ex post facto!

by Maynard Mann ('M' Dawg) June 21, 2006

Post-Adolescent Idealistic Phase

A person who just graduated high school/college student who tries to act like an adult, but still behaves like a high-schooler. They usually tend to use large words, pretending to have a large vocabulary because they think that it makes them look smart and impressive. Tend to think they know everything. (hint-the whole cast of "Real World")

"What, is Josh still trippin because he is in his Post-Adolescent-Idealistic Phase?"
-Clueless

by Me Ahna July 20, 2005

post-sexual fugue

The act of fleeing the scene of a negative sexual encounter. Marked by a strong aversion to having contact or communication with the other sexual party. In extreme cases even being in the same vicinity is too much to bear. Often occuring after cum horror. Often leads to shame shower.

Yeah, we had sex. But I had an episode of post-sexual fugue. I snuck out, got in my car, and drove-off like a mad man with a sigh of relief.

by Felix Mariano Baia November 5, 2008

post-sexual

Someone who doesn't define themselves according to the genders of the people they're attracted to.

"Is she straight, a lesbian, bisexual, or asexual?"
"None, she's post-sexual. She's into human beings."

by Socrates on Socrates December 4, 2011