Parking Ass

v. Whatever the person reading or hearing it thinks it is; have fun seeing what other people think of this phrase.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much ass did you park? 8. I was parking ass soooo much.

by Internet Lumberjack January 6, 2011

parking space

The one thing you look out for when you drive your pregnant wife to the convenience store to pick up some strawberry Pop-Tarts at 2 AM.

Honey, keep your eye out for a nearby parking space, I don't want to park a block away and have our car stolen by some cock-juggling hood rats.

by SuperSixOne May 26, 2015

parking lot zombie

When you pull into a store's parking lot and see someone sitting in their car, not shopping, staring straight ahead and presumably waiting for their partner to come back out of the store.

There were tons of parking lot zombies at WalMart this morning - and one of them glared at me!

by ks4isu November 3, 2015

playa parking

The Act of Rockstar Parking, only with a more ghetto presence.

Yo Homie, Bust A Bitch! I Just Seen Some Playa Parking In That Handicap Zone!... What Old Lady!?

by Mike Moody December 7, 2006

celebrity parking

An awesome parking spot. A parking spot near the entrance to where you are going, particularly when there are very few spots available. Also known as "Hil Duff!" (previously "L. Lo"- but no one wants to be her anymore!)

B "Aw, shiiiit, celebrity parking, bitch!"
J "Nice, Hil Duff."

by BBlackout February 14, 2008

Princess parking

Parking within 100 feet of the establishment you want to patronize.

"Gnarly, Dude! I can't believe your terrific parking Karma. You just scored some fantastic Princess parking in front of that burger dive."

by ugglymuttsky June 24, 2009

cotton picking goodness

When a black female has a pussy so tight that when she removes her tampon part of it is still stuck

Dude, when sharkesha dropped her panties i knew dat pussy was gon be like cotton picking goodness

by scroaty McBoogerballs March 29, 2014