A really blonde guy that likes getting perms. He will most likely always be in a bad mood if you ask about his girls on Snapchat. Aggressive and likes bubble baths. Bad at everything except skiing.
by purpledd November 08, 2024
by 12222333343455yumyumsauce October 27, 2019
Official member of the OLDS who doesn't really get jokes or have much to contribute. Highly emotional.
You were such a Derek Owens last night when you lost the ability to understand sarcasm and yelled at those kids at the movies for making too much noise.
by burgestar January 20, 2015
(n) a female that is now the true definition of a simp bc her hot girl summer had ended quicker than she thought
by triplefckinc June 28, 2020
by Niggatron22 March 27, 2024
A very good looking young man, who has lots of girls that want him, but shits any opportunity down his leg, kind of like he shits in a cup!!!
by morgan788992 December 06, 2022
"We're the great pumpkin"
"Who's gonna be the fourth great pumpkin?"
"Fuck it, Owen Lapsley is the fourth great pumpkin"
"Who's gonna be the fourth great pumpkin?"
"Fuck it, Owen Lapsley is the fourth great pumpkin"
by rosaliecullensgf June 19, 2024