Period

Saying the word “period” not only means you get no bitches but it also refers to the definition of lesbian.

“Omg becky it’s giving baddieee perioddd”

by Quandale Dingle ||| March 18, 2022

Period

The uterus shedding layers which feels like being stabbed by a knife in your lower abdomen and causes blood, breakouts, mood swings, cramps, and cravings.

Me: *sobs*
My bestie: “what’s wrong?”
Me: “ period”
My bestie: “I’ll get the hot water bottle”

by ReeseMaggiearemypuppies February 27, 2024

Period wizard

A partner that has a very stressed out girlfriend, whose stress prevents them from having periods. The period wizard makes their girlfriend feel much better, causing them to not be too stressed to have a period.

Girlfriend: "I used to be too stressed to have periods, but then I got with this period wizard and BOOM! period."

by Nex2950 September 4, 2021

Man Period

When you are so De-hydrated that your poo is solid. so solid that it cuts youre arsehole on the way out, causing bleeding similar to a period

i had a really bad "Man Period" last night

by TheFosillsSon December 23, 2022

period friend

Someone who a girl always turns to thats on their period.

Daughter: Im hideous no one likes me!
Mum: Oh please, I've heard this before, go talk to your period friend.

by Mynameisnotjamestaylorlolol August 15, 2011

Man Period

When a guy has the symptoms of a girl on her period but only the mood swings😂

Oh Nos is on his man period again!

by JxKx October 3, 2017

Shotgun period

When you blow or get blown by someone using a shotgun and there is a lot of blood and guts.

When I blasted this guy off with a shotgun, he had a shotgun period.

by Fartfantehsecond June 9, 2022