Noah

A creepy boy who loves bums
really funny and a huge adhd head will always go crazy for any bum he sees.

He loves bums to fill up the gaps in his teeth.

"oh look its a noah! He's looking at bums again"
"oh I thought that was a shark "

by Phatpussyyyyumm March 31, 2020

noah rourke

Absolute man whore , can’t get no pussy, sucks in school sucks I’m sports , everything about him is Litterly weird asf

Do u know Noah rourke ?

Yeah ! I used to have a thing with him then I broke shit off cause he’s WEIRD ASF

by Sville Scum May 15, 2019

Noah

Generally a simp and most ugliest person

Hey look watta Supruise noahs being a simp

by AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA June 9, 2020

Noah

Noah is a dumbass. A cringe lord. And the cutest, most adorable idiot. He's got really nice hands! He never thinks he is enough for anyone else's love. Noah is softhearted even when he acts tough. He loves thighs, specially in yoga pants. Noah is shy and insecure but pretty handsome. He will go far in life, has a lot of potential and greatness within him to achieve many things, but his own doubts keep him grounded. I can't wait to see him sprout his wings one day! Noah is the best.

Person: "He looks cringe."
Her: "He definitely is, he is Noah. My favorite."

by vanilla_kitten November 23, 2021

Noah

Harvard and Princeton Universities conducted a joint study, in which the worlds leading eventually concluded that there is a substantial amount of scientific evidence to prove that Noah is the best person in every aspect.

I wish I could be more like Noah... He is so tall and smart and good looking.

by PersonPerson... December 18, 2023

Noah

A Really Annoying Kid That Gets On everyone's nerves and cries when people don't show up to his parties.

Beth was acting Like a complete Noah during lunchtime.
He was acting like a noah when someone was hurt.

by 2004kid August 13, 2018

Noah

Noah is a man with the most massive penis. Any woman (rayne) who’s lucky enough for that penis is going to be the happiest woman in the world.

“Dude”
“What”
“Noah has a massive penis”
“I know”

by Idk Haylee calls me dumb tho September 12, 2025