by Cumlover42069 February 19, 2024
Get the Woke mind virus Noah hoosermug. A Noah is a type of person who would always be there for you no matter what, but no one can tell when his mood changes. He acts like he cares but doesn't actually. He makes us believe that he loves us but he doesn't. His feelings can change randomly. But he is fun and a great liar. anyone will believe him because he can make people laugh. He likes to laze around playing video games and that's something he enjoys. he has no future plans. He can either be the best partner or the worst partner, there is nothing in between.
Me : Did you see the new kid in the school?
Her : Oh? Noah, heard he's a game freak and every girl falls for him
Me : .....and regrets it later
Her : true, noah is a gem but not really.
Her : Oh? Noah, heard he's a game freak and every girl falls for him
Me : .....and regrets it later
Her : true, noah is a gem but not really.
by Pink2819 November 24, 2021
Get the Noahmug. by DucksAreSexy September 5, 2023
Get the NOAHmug. Hello I am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.
by I selled my wife for... November 24, 2020
Get the Noahmug. Noah is a man of many talents, i swear that nigga can do everything. Everything Noah does is for the badge, but a downside to noah is he has a small penis.
noah can do everything
by unknownuser12345678 October 26, 2022
Get the Noahmug. A complete dickhead that treats girls like shit. Don’t trust a Noah, Especially if he lives in New Zealand. Noah is narcissistic. Stay away from Noah.
“Girl, meet this guy right! I thought he was the coolest guy ever. However I got to know him, and found out that he was a complete narcissistic Jerk! And guess what, apparently I am the crazy one like all his other ex’s. He sure likes playing the victim!”
“Is his name Noah?”
“Yah…wait how did you know?”
“Sounds Just like a Noah.”
“Is his name Noah?”
“Yah…wait how did you know?”
“Sounds Just like a Noah.”
by Realityisntfun March 2, 2022
Get the Noahmug. Noah is a dirty minded pirv on the outside but a very loving and caring person on the inside Noah is also very shy to tell people how he feels this is because he is scared he will cherish all of his friends and loved ones Noah is not very attractive and this causes him to doubt himself and put on a smile and he waits for someone who understands until then he post definitions on urban dictionary
by Probably someone named Noah October 29, 2020
Get the Noahmug.