Ed moment

When you forget something that someone already told you or you didn’t listen and ask them about the topic they were previously talking about. Happens most when intoxicated.

John: hey, Al did you know Liv had sex with me last night.

Al: no, how was it

John: It was pretty good had her squirting all over the place. Good times.

Al: So how was the sex man.
John: I just fucking told you

Al: oh my bad, I had an Ed moment.

by Vladimir Putin itinurbutt June 10, 2020

ed sheeran

a hot mf with red hair, who also happens to be a celebrity. also a sussy little emo baka...

non ranga (to ranga): are you ed Sheeran?
ranga: yes

by ur..mom August 30, 2021

cringe ed effimero

when something is not only cringe , but also ephemeral

“did you do your english homework?”
“no it was cringe ed effimero”

by ReLofi March 7, 2024

Ed

Would shag sexy handsome big dick smart fit muscular

You are ed so you are fit

by Noncebonce October 8, 2019

Cold Mackin(ed)

The act of robbery, thievery, or deceiving. Being robbed, or stolen from.

Oh yea there's money in my jacket, Somebody broke into my ride and cold macked it. I saw them straight cold mackin(ed) the dude for his phone.

by Infnt from the 949 December 26, 2020

Moth-ed

to be attacked by a winged insect know as a moth. the moths' preferred choice of attack will always be ambush. However, there are two different types of ambush attacks that the moths practice, the quick attack, or the drawn out attack. Quick attacks are when a moth hits the face or other body part of a person and then retreats. Long drawn out attacks are the same as the moths' quick attack method, but repeated multiple times and are not always an isolated attack on one body part.

I hate sitting outside at night because I am always the first person to be moth-ed!

by plasticpotato July 31, 2012

ED

undercover acronym for Eating Disorder

“I don’t know dude, my ED has been really challenging me lately”

by Yellowdaisies May 7, 2019