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thats not what your momma said last night

a comeback or insult saying you slept with a persons momma and she was moaning and such
your ugly thats not what your momma said last night
by Groundhog July 26, 2006
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nightbreaker

Noun: something that a person does to bring on humiliation, embarrassment and social awkwardness. This action or communication usually causes others around to laugh at that person.
Pablo: Take a shot of this.

John: (takes the shot, slams shot glass on the table). WOOOO!

Jennifer: (laughing at John's awkward exclamation). That was the nightbreaker!

John is now embarrassed.
by Regan San August 6, 2009
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thursday night fun

The night of the week where it is okay to cheat on your significant other with a member of the same sex.
Did you see Fezz and Matt last night? They were having some major thursday night fun.
by ahhgummyworms December 28, 2008
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Friday Night Death Slot

When a TV show's schedule is moved to Fridays, it is expected to be cancelled because no one will be home to watch it on Friday nights :(
Jon: Dude Southland's scheduled on a Friday night death slot.

Don: What?

Jon: IT MEANS IT'S GONNA BE CANCELLED.
by MAD Peee May 20, 2009
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Friday night lights

A annoying Instagram caption all the girls use when they post themselves on insta at football game. (In reference to a football movie)
Caption: friday night lights with my bestie ❤️
by StudentOfAHighSchool September 7, 2018
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one night in bangkok

One night in Bangkok is a song by Murray Head. Get the long version.
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.
by takethathill August 22, 2006
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Night Ranger

When a woman motorboats an unconscious man’s butt crack while swinging his limp penis in a “helicopter dickcircular motion like a propeller. If he then wakes up, extends his arms, and flies around the room while she keeps motorin’, that becomes a Sister Christian.
We went out to dinner in his Tesla. Then he took me back to his place in Tiburon, we had a bottle of Rombauer chard, and he passed out. Whatever. I gave him a Night Ranger and took an Uber back to Novato.
by Oona Pelota April 26, 2020
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