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Locke

Meaning the opposite of Lock. To not lock into something.
Man I don’t want to lock in, I’m going to Locke.
by jenneeurjdma9917 January 17, 2022
mugGet the Lockemug.

vendor lock-in

A common rent-seeking practice where vendors design structures and contracts to give them control of customer data and code.

The steps involved in vendor lock-in are:

1) Identify lower-IQ management to engage with

2) Insert clauses into contracts where vendor retains customer data and limit customer access

3) Insert clauses into contracts where code development commissioned by the customer is proprietary to the vendor

4) Say whatever is necessary to ensure customer is at ease with the clauses, but ensure no such record
5) Sell customer's own data back to them, piecemeal

6) Resell the output of the code each time it is run

7) Collect economic profits
Vendor Staff: "The regulators of First Common Bank found evidence of overcharging . First Common needs us to pull account numbers on which customers got hit. I wrote up the query and pulled the data while I was on the phone."

Vendor Mgnt: "That's great. Let's write up a Statement of Work detailing requirements. Put in a long time frame for delivery, like a month or two. We'll price at your annual salary so it looks like we did some math. What is it again, like $127,400?"

Vendor Staff: "We can't charge that."

Vendor Mgnt: "Yes we can. Where else are they getting the data? They don't have it. I personally negotiated the vendor lock-in."

Vendor Staff: "We charged them $127,400 last time."
by human-natured December 12, 2019
mugGet the vendor lock-inmug.

Locked in

“We’re locked in now, he asked me to be his gf yesterday
“I gotta finish this project by midnight, I gotta lock in”
by Pickleprincess69 March 26, 2024
mugGet the Locked inmug.

Locked

When you've got something under control
Sam: have you done the job
Paul: yh its locked bro
by Bhadchick April 9, 2020
mugGet the Lockedmug.

Locke

by Sirtwitch2 December 14, 2023
mugGet the Lockemug.

Lock Ass

He'd better not lock ass with me!!
by Chris C. September 16, 2018
mugGet the Lock Assmug.

head up and locked

Gross fool whose head is tightly wedged up his ass hole. Oblivious to reality.
Joe just doesn't get it. Head up and locked.
by barber of seville May 17, 2021
mugGet the head up and lockedmug.

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