Joey is a person who devastatingly attractive and loyal to a fault. Joey is kind and compassionate and a courageous defender of the dignity of all people. Joey’s eyes are bright and piercing. Their body is like a Da Vinci sculpture - exquisite design, tempered, but fiercely sexy. Don’t even think about kissing Joey or you’ll lose your heart. Joey’s lips are both soft and firm, full and tender. Just being in Joeys presence will get you tingling. Be friends with Joey - they will never let you down.
Joey walked in, the group smiled and cheered, and I immediately was able to breathe again because I knew my heart was safe.
by ClosetedCollin November 22, 2021
Get the Joeymug. The most caring guy in the universe. He will always care for everyone he meets. He is smart, funny and incredibly sexy. If you make a friend like him, keep him around.
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by Random psycho bitch May 15, 2018
Get the Joeymug. The act of licking a girl's beaver as she squirts milk out of her tits. This only works if the woman is riding on top of a water buffalo.
by FartKisser12 May 7, 2018
Get the Joey Whitingmug. A person who sells his rock crawler to become a mud holer. Often smells of Busch Light , Amish in appearance and prefers wearing panties while tucking his wiener! Often full of regret
by O.G December 21, 2022
Get the Joey Myersmug. by GarySnicher69 September 29, 2025
Get the Dirty Joeymug. by Joey fine asf December 25, 2018
Get the Joeymug. 