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He is a man with a Massive and I mean MASSIVE COCK. It’s insane how much is down there. Usually a smart handsome and creative sexual fellow
Girl: Jacob was looking hot
Jacob by TheGoodDictionist October 30, 2022
Q- Yo did you just drop Jacob
A-I’m just west init
Jacob by Hayeahlol October 31, 2022
A guy with an absolutely massive cock due to only being 5’7 his height got put somewhere else😉 he’s charming and if he hits u up you should definitely go out with him cause it will be the best day of your life
Jacob is god fr
Jacob by Kevlikesdick November 3, 2022
stays strapped for every occasion, even near school zones

megamind's rival in "Megamind: The Button of Doom" (2011)

dick doesn't fit in pants (up to interpretation)
Person 1: is that Jacob
Person 2: no probably not nuh uh eh Nah doesn't look like it hmmm in my professional opinion, no
Jacob by Chink of the century November 4, 2022
very sexy man from sweden, likes going jim and benches 150 kilos.
Jacob is a very sexy man
jacob by Jizzy542 November 9, 2022
The kind of guy that always talks about creating a bear army
Wow Jacob’s talking about taking over with a bear army .
Jacob by Hungrydog November 25, 2022