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Paid-Off Hitler

A politician who is bought off by big corporations, and does the bidding of their corporate overlords.
Me: Did you see how that politician gave a big tax-carve out to the oil companies?

Them: Yup, classic Paid-Off Hitler.
by M3is3D October 17, 2022
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Adolf Hitler

Literally subhuman. It’s such a low lifeform, that the wet sloppy shit I took earlier looks like a god by comparison. It’s so worthless that it was a waste of oxygen and the fact it finally decided to put an end to itself is the perfect wank material. It should’ve been tied to a post and given a plate of food just out of reach so it knows its place.
Let’s make that Adolf Hitler learn its place.
by Scaredy Bat July 21, 2025
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hitler

hey thats hitler
oh hes my idol
by monkeynutter34 June 14, 2023
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The Hitler

To insert your penis into a vagina or anus whilst also inserting one testicle. Refer to The Albert Hall which is very similar to The Hitler but with the addition of the second testicle inserted also.
I did The Hitler on that bird last night round the back of the bike sheds.
by thenosy1 April 23, 2025
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The Hitler Theorem

The Hitler Theorem is in relation to how a stimulus affects you negatively day by day more than Adolf Hitler does. If something affects you worse than Adolf Hitler, then The Hitler Theorem can prove objectively that the stimulus is worse than Adolf Hitler.
"I'm tired of all this work my teacher is assigning me! It annoys me more than Adolf Hitler does, therefore according to The Hitler Theorem this homework is worse than Adolf Hitler!"
by Theoremist November 22, 2023
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Emotional Hitler

Someone whom emotionally murders those they come in contact with.
The way Jaylin manipulates people makes her an emotional Hitler.
by Queer baiting December 20, 2018
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Hitler Moment

Condemnation of a race, religion or group of people while in a bad mood or fit of rage while shortly after having clarity and realising that you are being a Hitler
John smashes at the keyboard of his phone wishing his antagonisers a firey death after a heated debated online. John slams his phone down on the table. Heart pounding.
“Oh damn that got way too hetaed. I probably should delete that comment about wishing all trolls would die in a fiery plane crash. That turned into a real Hitler Moment Jeeze.”

Coined for Mommy Jeans YMH episode 705
By: OG_Mysterybox007
by Mysterybox007 April 29, 2023
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