Irish binoculars

Describes one's vision when they are extremely drunk.

That chick Gary took home from the bar was sooo ugly, he must of had the Irish binoculars on.

by HoolioQ2 December 21, 2008

Irish BBQ

Car Bomb

With the economy down, we can expect plenty more Irish BBQs in Belfast

by pFinneganr July 31, 2009

Irish Ear clogger

The form of a guy jerking it in a girls face. She begins to suck on your dick and when you're "go", you turn around and jizz in her ear, then proceed to rip out a chunk of her hair. lol

Dude, I gave Jenny an Irish Ear Clogger last night, but then she dumped me. Wtf's up wit dat?

by Stanly McNormalguy April 28, 2007

Irish drunk

1.The highest level of drunk a person can achieve.

2.When you have consumed enough alcohol to be associated with a stereotypical Irish person.

1. I'm gonna get Irish drunk tonight!

2. Look at Pete over there, he's so Irish drunk he thinks that redhead is attractive.

by pseudonymouslyarriffic April 2, 2011

Irish Carjack

You spot a guy drinking a Guinness. When he is close to halfway finished with the drink, you go up to the bar next to the person, order a small shot of Baileys and Jameson, drop your shot glass into his glass, shoot it, and walk away.

Guy drinking a pint of Guinness: "What the hell was the that about?!!!"

Irish Carjacker: "YOU JUST GOT IRISH CARJACKED!!!"

by DirtyPoe November 23, 2011

Irish straight edge

The same thing as straight edge, but
allow drinking, one does not have to
be Irish but it helps

'Ur not straight edge, u drink!'
'i'm Irish straight edge'

by Drunkshiri August 2, 2007

Irish Goon

Noun. An Irish male who’s boisterous, drunken behaviour results in loud noise and assault charges on st Patrick’s day.

Adjective. To drink a lot, engage in fights and speak loudly like many an Irishman before.

Onlooker 1- have a look at guy, he just punched in with the bartender!
Onlooker 2- what an absolute Irish goon

by Enhale the richard February 20, 2019