Internet slut

A person whose life is on the internet for everyone to see and tries acting like a hoe over their social media’s.

Bryanna is such an internet slut, she’s so annoying!

by Miloisdead February 5, 2018

Internet Baby

Mutual agreement between two parties that met from a social platform to perform conception through mailing the male product to the female.

I met a guy online from around the world and we are agreeing to have an internet baby.

by Dam Dam November 26, 2018

internet friend

internet friends are pure crackheads with no future, but me, i'm a crackhead myself. internet friends are also not fake, thots, or snakes. they are funny and would just be there for you in some problems. it's also a song from Katy Perry herself, released out on 2011, and it was old. Besides, having internet friends is actually a blessing! they are real friends as well, so if they care, they will care. having fake friends isn't fun OR having lunchbox friends.

man i love having internet friends! they function just like real friends! this is the besttime of my whole life!

by rosefreckles August 10, 2020

Internet

Something that has gone PRETTY FUCKING DOWNHILL the last few years, at first it was a place where you could say whatever the fuck you wanted and no one got offended.. It was pretty damn great, but nah now everyone is more sensitive than a fucking throbbing clit and it's fucking depressing, no one can take a joke nor can anyone fathom the fact that everyone has a different opinion.

Sensitive Kid: LMAO FAM LETS PLAY SOME AMONG US
Other guy: Ew no Among us is overrated and stinky
Sensitive Kid: KASKJASKJAKJASK IM GONNA DOX YOU TONIGHT BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Other guy: Man the internet is pretty fucking gay nowadays

by idc about your opinion November 30, 2020

The Internet

The only place where you can see a 5"4' asian woman get bukkaked by 8 black guys.

Guy1: WTF is this?
Guy2: Welcome to the internet.

by Milosh the Russian Medic November 22, 2011

hello internet

*dan leans into screen* hi. my name is *cups hands* dan
dan howell’s first youtube video

whenever dan is shown hello internet, he cringes

by B0WT13S January 4, 2021

Manning the Internet

Spending too much time on MSN and not enough time out with friends. People who man the internet believe that it will fall apart if they don't spend all their time monitoring it.

Dan : 'Where's Ed tonight?'
Chris: 'He's at home manning the internet'.
Dan: 'What a looser'.

by dan squared December 7, 2006