wood hog

1) An extremely large man with an erection.
2) A short, yet very girthy erect penis that looks like a pigs snout.
3) A skanky-ass cock gobbler.

"Hit up that chick over there, shes a real wood hog!"

by Reinhold Montoya May 17, 2006

wood tickler

1) The phantom sensation that one gets on random parts of their body that is assumed to be a wood tick crawling.
2) The unfortunate sensation of ones mate subtly trying to ellicit a positive response to a sexual interlude in the early morning

1) I slept so poorly last night. I went for a hike in the woods yesterday and kept feeling wood ticklers all night.
2) My one morning to sleep in and Lee kept wood tickling me. I pretended to sleep until he went to work.

by niclo-jo August 3, 2011

wood-daver

1. An arts and craft activity from the best strong bad email ever!

2. A random thing i say when in weird moments...

Weird girl: I love you...
Redlen:... wood-daver!

by Redlen September 24, 2004

Elijah Wood

A magically gifted, yet disappointingly short penis, which, when burdened with the one cock-ring of power, handed down from the bearer's sketchy uncle, Dildo Faggins, turns invisible.

Looks like you're not the only one with Elijah Wood!

by Sandy Highman, PHD July 22, 2011

Tiger Woods

The act of pulling out a tampon from a girls vagina with your teeth before having sex with her, preferably somewhere lewd like in a car park.

I was so horny last night I did a Tiger Woods on my girlfriend.

by duttysox February 25, 2011

a tiger woods

When you follow through on your fart with a little diorrhea.
Named because of tiger wood's golf swing.

Mum: Jeez, you shit yourself?
Son: No, just a tiger woods.
Mum: Oh, ok then...

by Benko October 10, 2005

wood grain

a very informational way to explain a diarrhea type of poopy

you might not want to go in there for a while a made a bunch of wood grain

by Akuknox June 10, 2008