A Minecraft Movie

Pls spell it correctly there is an a in front of the Minecraft

A Minecraft movie

by Erodeoht22 April 25, 2025

Minecraft

A legal drug for all ages that is more addictive than drugs.

Buddy: yo there's this super cool new place where all the hot babes and ...

Timothy: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO KILL THE ENDERDRAGON IN MINECRAFT!!!!

by lolu are um January 20, 2022

Minecraft

Lifeless as all fuck with devs that don’t support it properly

The inferior version of terraria

Weirdo: hey want to play some minecraft

Me: GTFO play terraria

by THEFINALCHAPTER April 6, 2021

Minecraft

There's a drug out there, it's dragged thousands of people into this endless world of building blocks making structures. Those said to have played the game haven't went outside, instead spent their time locked in their basements placing block after block to create a structure. Best stay away from this drug kids, you don't know what it could do to ya.

Minecraft drug dealer:"Hey kid, want some drugs?"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"

by -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- April 4, 2017

Minecraft

Every Fucking 9 Year Old: It’S bEtTeR tHaN fOrTnItE!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!

Guy 1: Hey Wanna Play Minecraft!
Guy 2: No, I Can’t, I Only Have An Xbox 360
Guy 1: Don’t Worry I Have An Xbox One, We Can Play Through Cross Gen Play!
Guy 2: LET’S GOOOOOO!!!!

by EmperorLemon July 10, 2023

Pinger in Minecraft

Mostly used in the PvP Minecraft community when someone you are 1v1'ng has such lag that they either take to knockback after being hit or teleport around because of their high ping. High ping is the only reason they win the 1v1.

"That dude was so laggy, what a pinger!"
"I know right I hate pingers, I hate fighting a Pinger in Minecraft."

by lyriam hall August 21, 2021

Minecraft Education Edition

A soopid as bedrock edition copy. Used for "Education purpuses"

Just play java edition its just better in so many ways

Never EVER install Minecraft Education Edition

by DanneAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH March 13, 2023