Hockey mom milf

Hockey mom milf is someone that’s hot as fuck, acts like a mom, someone the whole team would bone if given the chance. Doesn’t even have to have a kid yet to fulfill the milf part. Just hot as fuck, attends all her boys hockey games. And only Fucks a select few hockey boys so she isn’t a whore. Hockey mom milfs are usually super caring too.

Chad; Damn did you see Capria at all our hockey games?
Brad; Yeah id fuck she’s so hot and she fucks with hockey??

Chad; Capria is such a hockey mom milf fuck.

by Jyzhockey December 3, 2018

Hockey whore

A hockey whore is a girl that only dates hockey boys because she has an attraction to only them

Girl 1 : “ why do people call you a hockey whore ?

Girl 2: “ because I only date guys who play hockey”

Girl 1: “ why?”
Girl 2 : “ I just find hockey boys wayyyy hotter”

by Suckmyduckuglyasshoe January 14, 2019

Hockey disco

Hockey disco (or hd) is most limerick first years first disco, where the music is shite and they do rock the boat. The most entertaining part is when your friend meets someone or gets rejected. After the disco they all post awkward pictures of them at the disco on instagram.

“I went to Hockey disco last night” “Lucky! Did you meet anyone?”

by Luimneachabú February 18, 2019

Hockey puck

Icey wrist

Look at my hockey puck, it cost a lambo

by Aimaneh May 6, 2019

Hocket

A hot pocket

Oh my hocket is done

by Kheyenne May 29, 2019

hockey manager

a girl who signs up to ride the bus, take stats and fill the water bottles for their school hockey team. basically she just wants to flirt/screw the entire hockey team.

i wish i could be a hockey manager

by cocochanel June 15, 2019

hocus locus

What a Levi says to summons locusts from the depths of the abyss to scare off small children.

damn Levi is gonna hocus locus your ass

by m0on? September 8, 2019