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Canada's History

The sluttiest, kinkiest, lowest self-esteem sexual repertoire known to man. Porn stars all over the world are scared even to consider performing this drastic, yet vaguely tantalizing move. Proceed with caution.
Dude 1: Man, I just got done with a Canada's History!

Dude 2: You survived??
by theRatCatcher February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When a girl makes a guy eat her beaver after she has been using a public toilet and hasn't wiped and then slaps him in the face and says, "Who is your Canadian momma, Bitch!?"
Guy 1: "So, I heard about Janet showing you Canada's History. "
Guy 2: "How did you hear about that?!"
by janevonboo February 10, 2010
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Canada's History

An outrageously over the top sex move. It involves moose antlers, syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Honestly, that's all you want to know.
Mike pulled off Canada's History on Lauren. Let's just say she had a hard time sitting down for the next week.
by proph3t March 4, 2010
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history of carrot

history of king william making carrots orange because in 1500 they were FUCKING purple or something.
I fucking hate purple carrots!

Me too, lets make them orange!

Fuck yeaaaaaa! History of carrot
by laclaclac February 4, 2025
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tudor history

Tudor history is the most rubbish history. Modern preceeds it. Tudor history isnt even worth searching for.
Peadophilia in the tudor history period.
by barrytrotter199876579&69 November 2, 2013
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Weeb history month

Weeb history month (October)
The best month of the year when all of the great weebs, Animesexuals, etc throughout history get the most recognition for their achievements. Weebs have richest history in the world, as they are the ones who brought Mathematics, Science, Language, Architecture, Cosmetics, Art, Spirituality, Folklore, and so many other things to the world. And as for weebs, we are the ones who built Japan, and not just through free labor via oppression. It's so important for people to learn about historical month
Weeb history month takes place on the month of October and is where we learn about how is weebs have been oppressed
by Xito October 8, 2023
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