canada's history

When a group of men takes a dump into a woman's vagina and then stuffs it full of maple leafs with their penises. Leaving a trail of maple leaf crumbs wherever she walks for the next few days.

OMG Mary I got my first Canada's history last night and now everyone knows where I've been.

by jimyMcjimjim February 4, 2010

Toilet Brush Of History

Toilet Brush Of History, sums up Donald Trump's problem solving abilities; pushing down and hiding problems caused by own "strong and stable leadership" and "good decision making skills".

A reminder of the day (1/20 /2021), World news remembers sum-total of Donald Trump's Presidential contributions - on the wrong side of history, as only President to be impeached twice, and most celebrated when he finally leaves The White House, for the very last time.

Today we celebrate Donald Trump for who he actually is; a Toilet Brush Of History - always claiming to "fix problems", he just buried deeper, as a true stain maker, in the history books.

by Bane Defiance January 20, 2021

History

Something you need to delete before you'r gf gets on the PC

*watcht porn* thinks* oh shit i need to delete my history before my girlfriend sees it

by History deleter March 22, 2017

Canada's History

America's hat. Est. 1867

"Canada's History is cold, and not very protective from harsh elements. We should get a new one."

by Dan-was-here February 5, 2010

You are history

You are history means that you're a little krid tat you gonna say goooddddbyyeee to the earth and the minecrafter tat say is gonna smash you in the head so you re history and dead

You are history

by 123456789hbf March 8, 2018

Canada's History

A sex act that is too discusting for broadcast on network television.

It can also be likened to female anatomy or furry woodland creature (beaver).

I asked her to perform Canada's History, so she asked her sister to join us.

by ColbertReportFan February 4, 2010

Canada's history

The darkest, foulest, nastiest thing someone can do to another human being, in a sexual manner. Usually associated with the phrase, "Not even once."

Jim:"Hey man I finally laid down some Canada's history on my girl yesterday"

Paul:"Yeah? How'd it go?"

Jim: "Well after crying for 10 hours, she killed herself."

by Jamilla Bullsemen February 5, 2010