ghost handcock

1. a hand belonging to a ghost that is a cock.

2. a ghost belonging to cock that is a hand.

3. ghost fisting an orifice.

4. ghost cock blocking that is mutually beneficial for the ghost, the host and the orifice.

4. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised with the beneficial ghost fisting.

5. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised with the lack of ghost fisting.

6. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised with the lack of the lack of ghost fisting.

7. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised by the lack of ghost cockblocking.

8. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised by ghost cockblocking.

9. an alternative to ghost cock.

10. a ghost that is using his cock transformed into a fist, with the added option of an involved orifice.

11. a ghost circle jerk with the pretense of the dutch rudder, only without the rudder.

12. the opposite of ghost cockblocking.

"that ghost just gave me ghost handcock"

by nipplerection1 December 16, 2011

Ghost fingers

Ghost fingers - when fingering a mot with long slender fingers and/or the precision of a ninja that she doesn't even know it happened

dicko - "aw man, bumpin' and grindin' this bird and i used ghost fingers like a champ, she hadn't a clue"

by ghost fingers prime July 22, 2013

Ghost Burger

As defined by comedian Paul Rust on podcast Comedy Bang Bang Live from Comic-Con (released 7/18/13): "What's a turd but the ghost of a burger."

"Hang on. I gotta go drop a ghost burger."

by EchoManZulu August 28, 2013

Ghost Blocked

When you try to hook up with someone and they keep mentioning someone elses name who is not there.

I tried to hook up with Sarah last night, but I kept getting ghost blocked by some guy named david.

by Jdubb29 January 16, 2015

Ghost Liker

A person who likes a post on social media (Instagram, Facebook, etc.) and then immediately unlikes it so that you get a notification that they liked said post but when you go on said social media the like is not there usually with the intent of trolling or playing with the victims mind. E.g. A "Ghost Like"

Guy 1: Dude! Jenny just liked my selfie on Instagram!

Guy 2: Nuh-Uh let me see!
Guy 1: Alright hold on a sec, wait it's not there!
Guy 2: Jenny must be a Ghost Liker

by HazMatCoffee May 28, 2015

ghost vibe

The feeling of a phone vibration on your leg, even though there is no phone in your pocket.

"hold up homie, i think someone just texted me.......shit never mind just a ghost vibe"

by bchuckles January 4, 2016

ghost tax

When someone you were dating ghosts on you, and you keep their shit as a tax for them disappearing.

The day before the exam she lent me her bar exam prep books, wished me luck, and told me she would cook us dinner after the exam. After the exam she said she was too busy, and then ghosted. I'm keeping the books as a ghost tax.

by hardballs December 8, 2016