Gary Speed

Direct translation to guaranteed

Tom: “would you shag Maura boss man?”
Ben: “yeah, Gary speed”

by Bigger dick jones June 19, 2019

Gary

Gary is a clay model who comes from Garyland. There also exists a Mrs Gary, Baby Gary and Dog Gary.

Gary

by abucket June 21, 2019

Garchichiliosis

A disease that makes your brain take control of your body. In this disease, you can’t control what you see, do, feel, and say because your brain is in control.

Ethan has Garchichiliosis.

by bon_salt123 July 25, 2019

gary

pornstar life be like I suck and fuck all these niggas around I snort cocaine of someone ass

omg Gary is such a good porn star

by yeetboi2223 September 6, 2019

garcanabo

garbage can abomination

"yo, you heard of garcanabo?"
"hell yea bro, jacking it to respecting house music"

by dipshit69garcanabolitionistmvt October 7, 2019

Garyism

The art/act of being a Gary.

Garys are people who are honest, even if it hurts your feelings. Garys are sometimes known to be rude, but usually in an attempt of humor.

Joe: Did you hear what Jordan said about Keisha?
Jorge: Yeah, he is practicing Garyism.

by GoobleblasterInc October 15, 2019

Gary

Someone who is moving slow or acting slow

Come on you Gary ass bitch

You’re Gary asf

by -mara October 15, 2019