Hotel Fire

A short term relationship (typically less than a year in length) that burns with passion but eventually leaves you with nothing, usually causing some damage along the way.

Usually ends in a relationship hangover.

Jack knew after his first date with Jill ended with an aggressive drunken hook-up in her kid's bed that this was going to be a Hotel Fire.

by ZapThunder January 17, 2012

Louisiana Firefighter

Lighting a womens pubic hair on fire than putting it out with your cum.

I found my lighter than gave her a louisiana firefighter

by balls deep December 16, 2012

rumford fireplace

Count Rumford, a physicist and inventor for whom the Rumford fireplace was named, designed what is considered to be the most efficient fireplace of all time. His design has been considered state of the art all over the world since the 1790’s.

Kev, what happened with that chick last night at après ski?

Dude, we went back to my place and she told me was a virgin and I thought, “not for long.” Then I spent the whole night breaking trail in front of the rumford fireplace.

by UrbanDick802 January 21, 2013

Torpedo Firecracker

a heavily submerged tampon that explodes the vagina when yanked like a stubborn lawn mower.

Oh my God, I swear my flow has NEVER been this heavy...my tampon probably transformed into some sort of torpedo firecracker that instantly blew out my vagina when you jerked the string like a rope in a tug-of-war competition.

by Tenderloin Debutante July 26, 2016

Aux fire

When the person playing music using the aux cable, is doing a great job setting the mood.

Dam son! On the road trip Jerry was brining that aux fire!

by ImstillRay November 15, 2016

Chicago fire

Chicago fire is a tv show about firefighters in Chicago

I love the tv show Chicago fire

by Sophbush August 15, 2017

German Fireman

The act of snorting a line of Andy Capp’s Hot Fries immediately followed by chugging an ice cold, refreshing and never bitter, Becks - Germanys Finest Export.

Eric: Hey, any fun plans for tonight?
Tim: Nothing really, I have a can of Sherwin Williams at home that I’ve been dying to crack but I think I’ll just do a German Fireman instead!

by uuuhithinkimoutside August 9, 2018