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National Flash a Boob day 

Girls must flash their boobs once to a lover or friend on March 9th
Dude she showed me her boobs on national flash a boob day

National send a nude day

All u have to do is ask and they have to send a nude
“Him”Hi can I have a nude

“Her”Why
“Him”because it’s national send a nude day

“Her”ok I’ll send one

National Send a Nude Day

May 22nd is the official National Send a Nude Day! Send those nudes to us fine fellas.
I can’t wait to spoil my mans on National Send a Nude Day.

National Fuck a Ginger Day

June 6: National Fuck a ginger day- fuck a ginger here, there, anywhere.
Bro 1: wyd June 6

Bro 2: it’s national fuck a ginger day my gf is gonna ride me until I pass out

Bro 1: nice dude wish I was a sexy carrot top

Dance with a gator day 

On July 22 is national Dance with a gator day. On July 22 you go to a swamp, find a gator and have a romantic night out with it

(Please do not try this)
Person 1: Remember, tomorrow is "Dance with a gator day".

Person 2: Shoot, I almost forgot

National Insult-a-Stonk Day 

Insult him to the fullest extent and show no mercy for absolutely no reason on this specific day on the 22nd of july
National Insult-a-Stonk Day - "skunky stonky"