deserter dan

"Dan" or "Daniel" is someone who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague... But then ditches you to go somewhere else

But in actual fact, he's a fucker for going.

Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..

Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan

Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!

Person 1: what happened?

Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!

I can't believe Dan has left us, he/she will now be knows as Deserter Dan

by Luke1909 January 13, 2023

canal Danned

Getting ‘Canal Danned’ is when you get so drunk you fall off a boat usually into a canal.

I got so Canal Danned this weekend, I barely was able to tie off my boat.

by St Clair Shores bandit August 3, 2023

Dan

Very small guy, overly susceptible, doesn't smell very good (bleu de Chanel sucks). Very confident yet very uncomfortable.

Group: *drink beer*
Group: oh no, Dan is coming

by michelcestlebresil February 23, 2019

Uncle Dan's

AUSTRALIAN ENGLISH: Uncle Dan's: A prestigious bottle shop where even the bottles have stories – and most of them are true. Need a pick-me-up or a pour-me-over? they've got the cure for sobriety. Swing by and raise a glass... or twenty. Because at Uncle Dan's, drinking isn't just an option, it's a lifestyle choice.

"Yeeeeeeaaaah lads just parked up at ol uncle dan's, yeah nah yeah gonna smack down couple a tinnies later ayye."

by Themanhawk March 20, 2024

Dan the trombone man

A much cooler version of any NORMAL Dan.

Dan the trombone man walked into the room with a swagger that other Dan did not posses

by The Kiley February 3, 2015

Dan God

This person is know to have sexual cats and take it up the batty by lizards

Who tf is dan god

Ye init

by Mr big nob 69000 September 29, 2021

Dan Yung

The guy who bangs all the nasty, stinky, cig smokein, torpedo titty, fupa queen bitches at work.

There goes Dan yung again with Geri and rori

by LongDongJohnSilvers August 4, 2025