Contact Juggling

also known as orb rolling, sphereplay, sperical balancing, etc. is the act of juggling with fushigi balls (or other balls for that matter).

That bitch did some crazy ass contact juggling on my nuts last night!

by ADL Motorboater December 1, 2010

contemporary hippie

Someone who still believes in saving the planet but understands that it cant be done in the traditional ways.

They believe in peace and love, but also in protecting themselves if the situation calls for it.

They also shower and have a job.
But they still smoke weed.

And they believe in gun rights.

"Who are those freaks protesting the Feroe Island in Denmark's annual slaughter of Calderon dolphins that are on the list of extinction that we so carelessly pay little attention too through new and initiative ways?"
"Its those damn contemporary hippies."

by Solarisrenideo June 15, 2012

Intra-continental ballistic football

A football that is launched from the arm of Brett Favre that travels from one continent to another.

Brett just threw an Intra-continental ballistic football from Green Bay to Afghanistan. Osama got hit in the junk.

by Ade Goudreau October 9, 2007

Private Contractors

The politically correct word used for Mercenaries like those good ol' boys over at Blackwater.

News Anchor: Today in Iraq, private contractors shot 15 civilians because they looked at them wrong.

by JthanS December 28, 2007

Nigga Contraband

Phrases, Words, or even material such as racist YouTube videos that white people share with each other but would never show their black friends.

Person 1: I say fellow white person, search for ______ on YouTube. I found it racially hilarious.

Person 2: HAHAHA, but make sure the niggas don't find out, thats Nigga Contraband.

by NCPhoenix95 October 31, 2010

The Eye Contact Rule

The Eye Contact Rule is simple. If one finds that they are engaging in a homosexual act, as long as they don't make eye contact it isn't gay.

Friend 1: Bro did you suck his dick?

Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Bro you're fucking gay as shit

Friend 2: It isn't gay, we didn't make eye contact. The Eye Contact Rule applies.

Or

"It isn't gay if you don't look them in the eyes though."

by PeboMan April 18, 2017

controller thrower

A video game that pisses you off so much, you have no alternative but to throw your controller in disgust. Otherwise known as Mario Kart.

Buddy 1: We need to get some 4-player Smash Brothers going on.
Me: I've only got 3 controllers
Buddy 2: What happened to the 4th one that was here last weekend?
Me: Mario Kart.
Buddy 1 + Buddy 2: Ooooooohhhhhh. Bit of a controller thrower, huh?

by braves006 March 30, 2009